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| |  "Catholic trivia:P"
, Wed 10 Jan 15:36
If anyone wants to take a shot at answering these questions, well here it is:
1. Who is the patron of saints missions that never left her convent?
2. What future apostle stood by watching the stoning of the first Church martyr Stephen?
3. What station has been recently added to the Way of the Cross?
4. What does Easter Duty mean?
5. Who are the men in colorful costumes who have been responsible for the personal safety of the pope since 1506?
6. Who is the saint that supposedly tamed a wild wolf?
7. What is an apostolic bull?
8. What is the name of the small , round container that is used to bring consecrated hosts to the sick?
9. How many days after Easter does Pentecost occur?
10. Which saint is petitioned in order to find lost objects?
11. What man of god had so radiant a face after conversing with god that people feared him?
12. On what day do catholics remember and pray esepcially for those who have died?
13. What is the community of priests who devote themselves to the rehabilitation of priests addicted to alcohol?
14. What is the study of the nature of God and religious truth called?
15. What color vestments do priests wear during Advent and Lent?
16. What apostle replaced Judas?
17. What is the movement among Christian churches to become united?
18.What are short stories used to teach and reveal religious truths?
19. Who was both the first non-italian pope and the first polish pope since 1523?
20. Who climbed a tree to see Jesus?
21. What is the name of the body of laws that govern the Church?
22. Which famous Catholic Explorers ship was named Santa Maria after the Blessed Virgin Mary?
23. What is the vessel called that is used to expose the Sacred Host for adoration?
24. What is the ceremonial hat of a bishop called?
25. What is Noah's Ark a symbol of?
26. What is the title bestowed on a Roman Catholic Chruch because of it's age or importance?
27. What is the name of the unleavened bread used at the time of the Jewis Passover?
28. What do the letters at the top of a crucfix mean?
29. Where did Moses die?
30. What is the staff used by a bishop as a symbol of office?
31. The shamrock is a symbol of what mystery?
32. What is the favorite word of the Church used especially during the Easter Season?
33. Why are tools symbols of St. Josephs?
34. What is another name for
the city of David"?
35. In what book of the bible is the story of Abraham found?
36. What prayer containing Three Hail Mary's is prayed in honor of the Incarnation?
37. What are third orders?
38. What is the cross worn by a bishop or abbot?
39. In what year did Mary appear to St. Bernadette in Lourdes, France?
Good luck toanyone who wants to answer this.
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| | "Re(1):Catholic trivia:P" , Wed 10 Jan 22:19
Okay, just as a warning, don't take it seriously, I'm being stupid here :)
1. Penis
2. Penis IV
3. Penis Lane
4. Get Some Penis!
5. The Gay Pride Parade (Penis)
6. Dances with Penis
7. A whole lot of Penis
8. ... Penis!
9. Wang days
10. Saint Dong
11. Richard
12. Day of Penile
13. The Monks of Phallus
14. Penisology
15. Penis!
16. Dick
17. Sex d'uh
18. Dick and Jane
19. Penis XI
20. Master Bates
21. Primal Urge
22. Tom Dick Harry
23. Seminal Vessle
24. Shuttle Cock
25. Phallus
26. Penescence
27. Slice of Bone
28. P E N I S
29. In my pants
30. The Holy "Rod"
31. How Lucky (of Lucky Charms) got laid
32. Penis!
33. Oh man.. that's too easy... Penis!
34. The Place Where the Sun Don't Shine
35. Penis Revelations 0:4
36. Hail to the "Chief"
37. Penis Power
38. Wang Dong
39. The Year of the Vagina (changin' it up, for the ladies ;)
-TC
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| | | "Re(2):Catholic trivia:P" , Thu 11 Jan 00:28
I think that I smell fire and brimstone. Yup, it is Hell opening up to take 'The Contact' away.
"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh."
-Voltaire
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| | | "Re(3):Catholic trivia:P" , Thu 11 Jan 01:31
And Zeus is going to strike me down with his bolt of lightning too.
I do not fear that which I can not perceive.
That's my motto when it comes to spirituality :)
-TC
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| | "Re(1):Catholic trivia:P" , Wed 10 Jan 16:14
Uhhh... kay. Yes, well...
1. I dunno
2. I don't care
3. Totally forgot
4-39. Why bother.
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| |  "Simple."
, Wed 10 Jan 15:57
God is the answer.
That's all you need to know. Anything else is blasphemy, and must be purified.
Kisses XXOOXX
Jen.
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| | | "Re(1):Simple." , Wed 10 Jan 18:39
*cough* God? LOL
42, my misinformed Jenny. 42 is the answer to everything :)
-TC
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| | | "Re(1):Simple." , Wed 10 Jan 16:39
I'm God, think for yourselfs dont listen to me or you go to hell got it so ignore everything I say and think for yourself. Thats all I have to say on the subject.
Yes totally useless ha ha chase after it
boy a love thats unattainable no matter
how hard you pursue it.
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| | | "Re(2):Simple." , Tue 23 Jan 23:40
I used to disagree with you on that but after seeing www.godhatesfags.com , I have changed my mind.
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| | | "Re(2):Simple." , Wed 10 Jan 20:25
Doh? And all that time I though that *I* was the God.. and it turns out to be DS.... sigh.. :(
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| | | "Re(3):Simple." , Thu 11 Jan 13:45
Goddamn you people:P I need the answers for this catholic school shit. They give us this fucking trivia which I know the priest wouldn't get it all and expect 15yr olds like me to get the answers:(
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| | | "Re(4):Simple." , Thu 11 Jan 18:01
and to think you expected us to do your homework for you, meanwhile I get grilled for inviting everyone to a party. There's no justice in the world. Here's hoping the afterlife is a little fairer.
Yes totally useless ha ha chase after it
boy a love thats unattainable no matter
how hard you pursue it.
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| | | "Re(4):Simple." , Thu 11 Jan 14:45
Wow, sucks to be you ;)
"Schoooooools out for summer! Schooooool's out for ever!"
You could just tell them you don't care :) What are they going to do, give you an F? oh no, like any school is going to go through your records and say "Hmm, wow, this kid is great at math... great with english and science too! Oh... but what's this? He got an F in Catholic School? Reject pile!"
Well, unless you go to a private catholic college :P
-TC
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| | | "Re(5):Simple." , Fri 12 Jan 07:45
I agree.. Besides, failing a school class is somewhat of near impossible, considering how easy the level of study is...
Btw, I strongly advise you to try CT's answers.... er....(im not responsible if you get a nasty meating with school's principle after it)...
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| | | "Re(6):Simple." , Mon 22 Jan 20:23
hmm if I get confirmation, I get this party thrown by my 9 aunts and uncles. I will get money from them. The money will be an amount well over $2.500. Now tell me, in my position would YOU want to graduate from it or not? hehe taht and the fact that I spent the last 8 years going through Catholic School. I won't tell it to fuck off after all the work I put in:(
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